What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?