What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why do bees gossip?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How do you grill cheese?
How does a cow do math?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?