What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do kids love theater classes?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why is a computer so smart?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?