What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why are goats so funny?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What math figure is also in the band?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?