What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What birds make average students?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did electricity win the race?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What sports are both plant-based?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?