What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
Why do cows make great bakers?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?