What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?