What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What animals make the best baseball players?
When do cows get tired?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
