What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How does the sun listen to music?