What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?