What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What are the smartest highways in the world?