What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Take steps to avoid them.
Where do colds go on vacation?
What bee is good for your health?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are winter days great?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What did the hostess name her daughter?