What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
A figuring-it-out skater.
Why are boxers good comedians?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do bees chew?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What type of car do planets buy?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?