What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
A souper.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a short cow?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?