What is the smallest lion?
The dandelion!
What do Scottish toads play?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why are sandals so indecisive?