What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Sky diving school.
What day is your mom always right?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?