What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Sky diving school.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are winter days great?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?