Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?