Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How is cat food sold?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How do horses stay in such great shape?