Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?