What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do ants go to eat?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why can't you trust a pig?