What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why is a computer so smart?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do nosey peppers do?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How is cat food sold?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What nationality are most fish?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?