What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do rhinos charge?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How do snowmen get information?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where would you put an injured insect?