What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
When do astronauts eat?
Which subject has two parts?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do bees say in the summer?