What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why are goats so funny?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?