What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
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How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
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Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
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What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
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Why do two skunks argue?
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What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?