What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the frog starve?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What sport do horses love to play?
What car is the perfect size for mice?