Why are stones so good at music?
They're obsessed with rock n' roll!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do cows always skip gym class?