What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Sham-rock and roll.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why are cars magic?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What birds make average students?
Where can you always get cheap gas?