What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Sham-rock and roll.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?