What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Sham-rock and roll.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How do snowmen get information?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?