What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Sham-rock and roll.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What is a cow's dream job?
I broke my finger!
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What school subject really rocks?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?