What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How do hurricanes see?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?