What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a henway?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
