What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What fish only swims at night?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?