Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
Where do books sleep?
Why do math teachers love March?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How does a cow do math?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?