Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?