What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Christmas Time is Here!
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What tea do footballers drink?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call a short cow?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?