What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Christmas Time is Here!
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?