What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Samson.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?