What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
It rolled with it.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Which fly makes films?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do fish do at parades?