Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you give an angry rhino?