Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?