Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do horses reside?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What food is a man's best friend?