What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Which president loved to take baths?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
How does a cow do math?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?