What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Who invented fractions?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How do fleas travel?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?