What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
What fish sings the best?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How are mountains able to see?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?