What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
An icicle.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why was the cow afraid?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which cats love to be petted?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?