What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
An icicle.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How are teens like cats?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?