What game can you play while eating dinner?
Table tennis.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which family member is always relieved?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?