What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's E.T. short for?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What animal has the most fun?