What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What animal styles their hair every day?
How does the sun listen to music?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why do all the planets get along?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?