What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do hamsters come from?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What animals make the best students?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a sad latte?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?