Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do naked fish play with?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?