Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
What do cats wear to work?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?