Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How does a penguin build its house?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What horn never makes a sound?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the stair machines call each other?