Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How did the tree get lost?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Where do horses reside?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What are baby potatoes called?
Which founding father loves to sing?