What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?