What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?