What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why was the cow afraid?