What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you give a sick pig?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do naked fish play with?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?