What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How does a barber get to work?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?