What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How does a barber get to work?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?