What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How do you grill cheese?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?