What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Which cats have the best manners?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is the most adorable season?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?