What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How does a squid go into battle?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?