What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
When do astronauts eat?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?