What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why was the fish so smart?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?