What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?