What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Which princess is best suited for winter?