What does an attorney say when getting married?
I do accept these terms and conditions.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?