Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What do you call a peanut in space?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What car always breaks the rules?