Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
It's Crowded!
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do fish live in salt water?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?