Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the whale cross the road?