What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?