What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a dog's favorite book?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Which state has the best streets?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do naked fish play with?
What do sprinters eat before a race?