What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?