What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was the cow afraid?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do golfers drink on the green?