What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Where do books love to go on vacation?