What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?