What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's the scariest letter?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?