What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do elves learn in school?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do automobiles fly?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How long will dinner be?