What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Where do surfers go to school?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?