What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is the color of the wind?