What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's a watch's eldest relative?