What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Bridge.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did summer say to spring?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?