What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Bridge.
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
My brother is my partner in crime.
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?