Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?