Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?