Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Who does everyone's hair in space?