Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why was the spider so smart?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?