Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Which state is the cleanest?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's a forklift?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.