Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How do billboards talk?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?