Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
She doesn't listen.
Why do cats give such great massages?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?