What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How do animals blend into the desert?