What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do bees chew?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?