What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why do cows go to New York?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?