What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?