What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do Scottish toads play?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How do you get straight A's?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why are winter days great?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?