What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How do automobiles fly?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How do fireflies start a race?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?