Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Where do chips wear socks?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did one angel say to the other angel?