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They know how to Spruce a place up.
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Where does laundry go to college?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why do bees buzz?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What bee is good for your health?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?