What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?