What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What game do bats excel at?