What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What are you studying in math?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?