What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts!
I broke my finger!
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a frog's favorite year?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do rhinos charge?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?