What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts!
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Where do termites go camping?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why are goats so funny?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?