What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
I love you watts and watts!
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What shape is bad at driving?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why should you not pamper a cow?