Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where does water do all its banking?
What season begins with a thud?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?