What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Libertea.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do nosey peppers do?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
How do fleas travel?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a crate of ducks?