What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Libertea.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Can February March?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do cows wear bells?