Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!!!
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What math figure is also in the band?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?