Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!!!
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How do birds threaten one another?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did summer say to spring?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call two birds in love?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?