Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!!!
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which state has the best streets?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?