How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which bug is related to you?