How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why do math teachers love March?