How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How do bears keep cool?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!