What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?