What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where does food go to take a nap?