What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?