I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Good, good thymes.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?